Jim Daggerthuggert!
Yeah!
Jim Daggerthuggert!

Hello, my name is...
Jim Daggerthuggert!

People leave the beach when I take a dip!
I just wanna swim around in my swimming ring, just be like other people and walk around!
But all other people leave, say they're afraid of me … so they move along!
Just because I look ugly!
Because I have a fat nose!
Half an eye, three teeth, no hands, a fourth of a leg and five shoulders!
And my cheeks are crumbling!

And so what?
That's nothing to shout about, I've tried going to a doctor!
But he choked on his coffee and cream when he saw me, so I was blamed for his death!
Was locked up in ten minutes!
The guards said "I'm dang afraid all dem other prisners is leavin'!"
Then all man disappeared in a rush! So I had all the prison to myself, YAW!
Didn't talk to anybody for years, but then a kid from a backyard came, he said "Howdy there!",
and he used to live in a day farm(?), I understood who it was and pinched a tear!

He took me home to his small clinic, gave me a mic and some nice music!
Finally somebody who understands my problem! My problem as:
Jim Daggerthuggert!

No people like me because:
Your name is Jim Daggerthuggert!

Alle the children pass me by, because:
Your name is Jim Daggerthuggert!