*opening nonsense*

I eat ass!
And brush my teeth in shit!
And I only fuck your mom because she has a huge barn door!
My house is a septic tank and I shower in shit!
The only thing I shave is my brown ass beard!
There's shit on my wall, I wipe my ass in my drapes!
Shit out little black shits I feed to my rabbit!
It eats asshole!
And it lives off ass cabbage!
And if we're cold we light up a huge fire that we can stand around and piss on untill the shit goes out!
And if i lack dough I take a job as a bike messenger!
Then I can drive around with a Long John in my ass!
And give you a newspaper I've had up my ass!

Boogaloo booggaloo!
Let's dance a snail waltz!
A real nice waltz so the floor gets greasy and splatty!
The fox/crack gets cracked!
Your fox/crack hairs get smoothed out!
To a nice side parting, yeah!
And you crack and arm that reached from Tarm to Ibiza!
Grab a pizza!
One of those for 22 with cheese and lettuce!
And tip over a can or a WC like a toilet!
A lovely dish on your seat, you missed!
What a lovely taste, raise the brown flag!
Say hello to your child, your ass' brown tongue!
A nasty mallet, short edged like #1000!
Beautifully connected, put it in your mouth and say bum bum wop si bum bum!
The snail king on a plastic seat, in an assyellow skoda, he's laid down a snail that looks kinda like yoda!
Small and green and ugly and wrinkly!
Dap dapapndapadap spllllrrrap!

It's shiiiiiit!
It's shiiiiiit!
It's shishishishiiiiit!
It's shiii - iiit!

If you like the runs and shit flowing freely!
Then you get shit in your face from Longbeach to Rønne!
Cock banana, do you really think its tasty?
Go birdwatching and I'll put shit on your binoculars!
Absolutely! If your name is Elle!
Then you get goodies from my snail for your bisquit in the form of moisture in nutulla!
Ulla von Fettenberg! Ass guitar!
Come to me and we smoke a cock gizzard, hah!
What can i get for a tenner??
On Longbeach, you can get a 40 speed ass mounted on your dong!
If I come to your town you have to needle point a red carpet that makes room for the emperor of Kækle!
Jump into my Mitsubishi Gallant, you get a chocofant and a three tons diamond!
That's made of shit, built from shit, shaped from shit, constructed by shit!
Done is done!
Happened has happened!
While the fanfare is played on a cock trumpet, yeah!