Whale: 1) Me, Zack and some other guys sits and macho talks. Talking on how wimpy this or that is 2) Kat comes in asking if anybody wants to help her with the wedding dress 3) Me and Zack just jumps up screaming ME! ME! ME! 1) Randon n00b walks in and ask where he can download ut2k4, everybody goes "OMGWTF PIRATE BURN!!!!!" 2) n00b tied to a bonfire, all torn and bruised, people rthrowing stones at him and everything, one of the ops goes forward with the torch. n00b scream "I MEANT THE DEMO DAMNIT!!!" 3) n00b down from bonfire, still all bruised up, op pats him on the back, "Carry on then good fellow" (would have to be me or dools saying something like that) We need one with Mav sitting in jail telling some random n00b on his days in the war. I just can't think of a good way to end that. Maybe by carter rushing past cutting him down saying "Thou shalt not lie" (or similar), or Gafgarion (as a llama) coming and having a script connected to the "Red Army", or Tom coming giving Mav a headshot saying "I rule at FPS" (or similar) First picture: Me in a very bad mood, in a western setting maybe, cursing and swearing over how shitty day it is. Second picture: me heading towards the #IMG Saloon Third, middle set large as hell: People flying out of the windows to the left and right, Kev shouting "Fap Fap Fap", you "Buttsekz", Mike "Help I'm being Repressed" or "Go RedSocks!", gaf "Hot Goat Loving!" and so on... last pictures: me walking up with a smile from ear to ear and blood all over my clothes Second picture: me heading towards the #IMG Saloon Third, middle set large as hell: People flying out of the windows to the left and right, Kev shouting "Fap Fap Fap", you "Buttsekz", Mike "Help I'm being Repressed" or "Go RedSocks!", gaf "Hot Goat Loving!" and so on... last pictures: me walking up with a smile from ear to ear and blood all over my clothes Mike: Title: Communism Supports Insanity Panel 1: (Whale and Auron Chilling in Chat) Whale: See Ya Mike, watch the Chat while I'm gone Auron: Sure thing Commrade Panel 2: (Whale with suspicious look) Whale: Can I trust you? Aren't going to start any more revolutions right? Auron: Of course not. Communism Supports trust. Panel 3: (10 minutes later, Whale Returns to scene of destruction, Auron in Lazy-Boy chair playing gameboy, with a soviet flag in a pile of dead n00bs.) Auron: I didn't do (or) Auron: They Started it Title: SEPUKKU! Panel 1: (CCP and Rick Chilling in Lounge) CCP: So you used to work for Aspyr huh? Rick: Yup, had to answer stupid e-mails and phone calls and such, but I got to play lots of Games and even take them home for free. CCP: And you Quit..........to work at a credit union? Rick: Yeeeep. Panel 2: (Rick Lowers Head, CCP hands him a katana.) Panel 3: (Rick Commits Sepukku) Title: X-box Jive Panel 1: (Zack, Auron, Galen, and Snipey playing Rainbow Six 3) Zack: Ok Auron and Galen you go in first. Auron: What? You've got the Grenade launcher! Snipey: Don't take my kills Galen: I have no Bullets Panel 2: (Zack Aggravated) Zack: Fucking Hey, ok snipey you go first (Snipey shoots Galen while Zack is talking.) Panel 3: (Zack, not paying attention to the others) Zack: Ok ready, on my count (Auron Shoots Snipey) Panel 4: (Zack Looks around) Zack: What the fuck? (Auron Pointing at Snipey's Body) Auron: He took my kill. Title: The Pretzels Are Watching Panel 1: Auron: Check out this hilarious Anti-Bush Propaganda CCP: Eat my Cash Suckers! That is classic Man! Panel 2: (Carter Jumps in) Carter: INFIDELS! Panel 3: (Carter Hacking at Auron with a plastic sword, Auron looking Unammused) Auron: That's a plastic Sword Carter CCP: Just let him go man. Carter: DIE PRETZEL LOVERS! Try to work this into a comic too, Greg can go on some funny rants: * Greg|IMG needs to do something other argue over what bad pick up lines are cooler with his ex... keep talking Greg, this sounds like comedic gold Well I insisted that "Hey baby want a pizza and fuck" with the classic reply "What's a matter, you don't like Pizza" was the best pick up line ever She said, "excuse me, do you have a band aide? because i seemed to have scraped my knee falling for you" I felt it was too much like "Did it hurt?" What? "When you fell from heaven.... There's no reasoning with this women, no wonder we're not still together Its obvious that the Pizza and fuck is better wow, this is so going in the comic You can draw me arguing with a blonde girl named Ashley That'd suffice